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Name: Ellie
Age: 10 years young
Height: 15.3 hands of sass and class
Breed: OTTB (but thicc)
Color: Dark Bay Beauty
Relationship Status: Single and ready to mingle
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✨ About Me:
Hey there, I’m Ellie. A curvy, highly athletic gal with a heart of gold and a bit of spice. I’ve retired sound from my OTTB career (because I know when to quit while I’m ahead), had ample rest and relaxation, dabbled in polo professionally (honestly not my fav sport, but I could be open to the right person), and I’m now exploring my soft girl era in dressage and jumping. I’ve got 30 days of dressage training, am brave and willing over jumps, and have a ton of potential if you’re looking for something a little different than your average chestnut drama queen. Or we could hit up some barrels? I’m open, but you have to buy me dinner first.
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💪 My Strengths (aka why I’m a total catch):
• Built like a warmblood brick house.
• Feet cleaner than your ex’s conscience.
• Brave, willing, and versatile.
• Flying lead changes? Lateral movements? Rollbacks? Alllllmost perfect.
• Neck rein? Yawn- been there done that.
• Trailers like a pro, ties like a saint, bathes like a duck.
• Handy, fast, and forward. Energy for literal days.
• Goes barefoot or shod—low maintenance queen, even for the farrier.
• Gets along well in a herd, middle/low in the social hierarchy (I like to spread the gossip, not be the gossip).
• No buck. No rear.
• Mouth like butter.
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🧠Personality Quirks (because we’re being honest here):
• Yes, I’m a mare, and yes, I have opinions. But I keep it respectful.
• Once a month I like to flirt with any object that will have me- trees, fences- again, I’m open.
• My brain likes to stay busy—Netflix and chill is not my thing.
• I do best in a consistent program. Structure = happiness.
• I prefer women, no offense fellas.
• My forelock is the devil- it really tickles my ears.
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Slide into my DMs (aka message my human) if you think we’re a match. Serious inquiries only—I’ve got places to go, movements to learn, and hay to eat. Oh, and you should really be an intermediate (with a trainer) or advanced rider for these sweet cheeks.
✨ Ellie: because your dream horse doesn’t have to be boring. ✨
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