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Your Next Tiny Boss Has Arrived! Meet the pint-sized personality who will change your life and melt your heart. š“ Archie- Mini Horse - 5 Years Old Looking for an animal companion with more sass and smarts? Meet this adorable, semi-green-broke mini gelding! He\'s not just a horse; he\'s a tiny, four-legged drama king. The Good Stuff: *Sassy & Adorable: He\'s a perfect 10 on the cuteness scale, with a personality thatās pure, unadulterated spice. Prepare for endless photo opportunities and frequent laughable moments. *A Devoted (and Hungry) Lover: He is a total sweetheart and a magnet for attention! Heāll be the first to greet you at the gate and will happily follow you around the property, unless, of course, thereās food elsewhere. *Smart as a Whip: He picks things up fast. Too fast, sometimes. This guy is ready to learn and excel, provided you can keep up with his impressive intellect. *Size Denial is Strong: He does not believe he is small. He loves the big horses and will happily walk among them, completely convinced heās their leader. *Recent Education: He recently graduated from a month-long training tune-up (with Briar Abbott), so he\'s had a good foundation refresher and is ready to continue his education. The Honest Truth: *He\'s a Tiny Tank: He was purchased as a "Covid Project" but was unfortunately put on the back burner due to unexpected personal health issues (no fault of his own!). Now, he\'s a little pushy and knows exactly what he wants. *Needs a Leader, Not a Follower: He requires a handler with a strong, confident, but gentle hand. If you treat him like a fluffy lawn ornament, he\'ll treat you like a personal doormat. If you\'re fair and firm, he\'ll be your devoted (if slightly dramatic) partner. *NOT a Kids\' Horse (Yet): Though cute enough to steal a child\'s heart, his pushiness means he is not suitable for children at this time. He needs an experienced adult to continue his training. With consistent work, he absolutely has the potential to be a great partner down the road. The Bottom Line: I love him and truly wish I could keep him, but he deserves more time than my current situation allows. He\'s a fantastic little horse for someone ready to continue his training and harness all that amazing personality into a magnificent mini rockstar. Serious Inquiries Only: A buy-back guarantee is a must in our sale contractāit\'s essential for his long-term security. If you\'re ready for a challenge and a whole lot of love, and you know the difference between being gentle and being a pushover, let\'s talk! Must be willing to be thoroughly inspected by the mini horse himself.
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