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If you want a horse who looks like he walked out of a fantasy novel, moves like he’s auditioning for a dressage music video, and occasionally sees invisible threats… hi, meet Triton.
Half horse, half misunderstood poet.
Full-time pretty boy.
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✅ The Highlights
• Thick, athletic, and collects like he’s read too many classical riding books
• Ridden dressage AND western — cultured king
• Excellent ground manners — will NOT shoulder-check you like a Walmart cart
• Good with his feet, loads, ties, stands like a gentleman
• UTD on teeth, shots, worming, farrier
• Knows he’s attractive — will pose if you take photos
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🩺 Real talk / medical note
• Small internal eye cyst — hard to see, vet-cleared, not affecting him.
Could create a slight shadow in certain light, but currently not significant enough to remove.
Not dramatic. Not a problem. Just one tiny plot twist.
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⚠️ Personality Traits
• Can be spooky — sometimes sees ghosts, sometimes sees nothing at all (I have been told riding work blinders could help. I haven't tried yet.
• Needs consistent riding or groundwork to stay confident
• Best for intermediate/experienced rider — likes someone who shows up
• Does best living solo — he’s more “only child energy” than “group project kid”
Basically:
If you want a brain-off trail plodder, swipe left.
If you want a handsome, talented horse who keeps you humble and loves a routine, come say hi.
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🎤 His vibe in one sentence
Handsome, capable, slightly dramatic, but worth it — like a horse version of a man with great hair and emotional depth.
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Price is reduced, I don't have room for him or the time he needs to make him happy.
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