A LETTER FROM RED HAWK — PROFESSIONAL ARISTOCR@SS SEEKING SUITABLE STAFF

Hello, humans.

My name is Red Hawk, although “Your Lordship” may be considered once we know one another better.

I am a registered American Mammoth Jackstock gelding, bred by Garrett Mammoth Jackstock in Oklahoma. I was born in November 2018, stand a substantial 14.2 hands, and wear a particularly handsome shade of red sorrel.

I have excellent conformation, magnificent ears, and the composed expression of someone who already knows he is usually the smartest individual present.

I am not desperate to belong to everyone.

I am looking for my person.

At first, I can appear rather stoic. Reserved. Dignified. Perhaps mildly judgmental. I believe trust should be earned, relationships should mean something, and strangers should not assume we are best friends simply because they arrived carrying cookies.

But once I understand you and decide you are safe?

I melt.

I become sweet, affectionate, willing, and deeply devoted. I enjoy attention, appreciate a job, and make a wonderful partner for someone who treats me with patience, fairness, and respect. I may take a little time to bond, but once I do, I am completely committed.

I also have considerably more than a handsome face and impressive ears.

I have logged over 1,000 ridden miles through rough trails, public roads, hills, water crossings, parades, organized rides, and varied terrain. I ride alone or in groups with horses, donkeys, and wagons.

My résumé includes San Antonio Rodeo Days rides and Bishop Mule Days, where I encountered heavy foot traffic, dogs, mopeds, wagons, teams, water trucks, and enough human commotion to reinforce my belief that donkeys are generally the more sensible species.

I am confident around road traffic and tolerant of dogs, both leashed and loose. I have ridden around children playing basketball, through busy public environments, and among large mixed groups.

Under saddle, I listen well and am a steady, willing riding partner. I do not bolt, buck, or rear. I am sure-footed, sensible, and willing to go through just about anything my rider reasonably asks of me.

I am naturally gaited and offer a smooth single-foot gait, sometimes called the “donkey shuffle.” I can travel at speed when asked, although I personally prefer a calm, comfortable walk. It allows everyone more time to admire me.

I cross water when necessary.

I simply prefer to verify that it is, in fact, necessary.

I trailer well and load into different types of trailers. Occasionally, I may pause to review the travel arrangements, but patient encouragement usually settles the matter. Reckless enthusiasm is for Golden Retrievers.

I am barefoot, current on Coggins and vaccinations, have my teeth checked annually, and have no known health or soundness issues.

Now for the honest portion.

I can be handled, groomed, saddled, and touched all over without issue. My regular handlers