This top-of-the-line medium pony has officially been placed on Santa’s “Too Fabulous for the North Pole” list.

Behold:
🎁 Has shown hunters with a junior (elves begged for lessons but were denied)
🦄 Easy changes
🎅 Dabbled in jumpers because he thought the candy-cane standards looked fun
💥 Super brave — won’t spook at jingles, jangles, jingling bells, or jingled jangles
✨ Fancy enough for Pony Finals, but humble enough to let you dress him like a giant holiday cookie
📜 Registered Welsh Section B — Santa verified the papers twice
👗 Loves dress-up — if you can imagine it, he’ll wear it

This pony brings the full Hallmark Christmas movie vibe everywhere he goes. Cute, charming, and ready to steal the show (and maybe your hot cocoa).