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𐚁 ★ Meet Hoss ★ 𐚁
🤎 Mini Mule • Kid-Safe Size • Chunky, Charming, and Selectively Cooperative 🤎
Hoss is the kind of mini mule that makes you question every life choice that led you to owning a mini mule… and then fall in love with him all over again five minutes later. He is cute, he is sturdy, and he has never missed a meal in his entire natural life.
This man is FED.
He is well-fueled.
He is built like a loaf of cornbread with ears.
🤎 Mini Mule • Kid-Friendly Size • Sweet but Spicy in a Comedy-Special Kind of Way 🤎
Unlike 98% of mini mules who are approximately the size of a microwaved squirrel, Hoss is ACTUALLY big enough for kiddos to ride under saddle. He is the perfect fun-size option: small enough to be adorable, big enough that you don’t have to file an insurance claim if a child sits on him.
Personality?
Ohhhh he’s got it.
This mule is sweet, gentle, and affectionate… right up until he decides to exercise his constitutional right to stubbornness.
Not in a dangerous way.
Not in a “call for backup” way.
Just in a “hey buddy, can you walk forward?” and he says, “hmm… I’d rather consider my options” kind of way.
He’s the kind of stubborn that makes you laugh instead of cry.
He commits to the bit.
He pauses dramatically like he’s in a Western showdown with his own thoughts.
Then he continues on like nothing happened.
Kid-friendly? Absolutely.
He adores attention, loves being fussed over, and will follow small humans around like he’s their hairy, long-eared bodyguard.
Temperament:
★ Sweet
★ Hilarious
★ Respectful with a dash of strategic delay
★ Fat and happy
★ Full of personality and charm
He leads, ties, stands, and behaves like he reads self-help books on being a gentleman. He is the perfect combination of cute, steady, and just a little headstrong, all wrapped up in a fun-sized package.
Perfect for:
℧ Families
℧ Kids wanting a safe mount
℧ Mule lovers
℧ People who want a pet with personality
℧ Anyone who wants something adorable but not fragile
Not For:
⃠ Someone wanting a speed demon
⃠ People who get offended when a mule takes a thinking break
⃠ Anyone who expects instant obedience Hoss likes to negotiate 🤠
Low ✘, ✘ ✘ ✘
Located in Marana, Arizona
⛟ Hauling available for a fee!
𓃗 Temporary board available, just ask!
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